Are you a high level wielder of the powerful and oppressive forces of reinformation? Do you lay waste to your competition by spewing the mighty bile of information control? Then you too can be listed here.

To apply please send a no-less-than ten page report on the local status of reinformation, the effectiveness of reinformation, the future of reinformation, or the reinformation topic of your choice along with support materials to:

Operation Re-Information
Headquarters West
350 Lewis St. #1A
Oakland, CA 94607