March 20, 1994 To all: Good day. As we all know it has been one year since the singed earth atsite BH-22 has been under analysis by the silica/carbon dating researchlab on Guam. In the elapsed time engineers from the satellite ocean labat 37' 17" degrees latitude has issued seventeen reports on the originsof the scabbed praxis collected from the site. Head researcher Dr. EvanTonally Beforgin's latest paper (presented at the 11th Octa-granular Conferenceon Transformative Insect Metallics) was perhaps the most convincing in thathe hypothesized that latent crystalline forms found on the semicircularwedges (imbedded 6 inches below the site) were of a compound substance onlypreviously recognized in the molds growing on deteriorating MesopotamianHoney Bee Combs. It seems that after the bees leave the nest (in late fallfor the annual circumvention of bodies of water pollen fest) a potent microbemoves in, carrying with it as a parasite a seemingly extra-terrestial (!)matrix of skin cells, pubis, and smegma. So far this matrix has been linkedonly to the centuries-extinct species of Carnivisius Rodentia, more commonlyknown in the 16th century as the Carnival Rat, an undersized mouse frequentlyfound munching grain and keeping score at the annual tar-and-feather yourbrother fun booth found at Scottish country fairs. In records uncoveredat the Library of Crystalline New Age Phonetics (in Laguna Beach, CA.) itwas revealed that on March 3, 1589 a Chinese rocket, seen for the firsttime in the Scottish dales was fired and released, and, due to its highpowder content, probably eclipsed the since-defunct rings of Venus. It isbelieved that two or more Carnival Rats served as passengers, and possiblypilots to guide the rocket towards their final destination - the establishmentof colony PR-91, now known as Rodentia Commons, on the surface of Venus.Dr. Beforgin's latest conclusions place the de-synchronization of Venus'sorbit in line with the timing of the event at site BH-22 and therefore itis highly likely that a cross-pollination, or sibilant reflex occured, allowingfor the reformation of crystalline exogenisis on this now, very earthlysite. In light of this, let's all plan a South Pacific adventure to Guam. Thank you. Dr. M