Fri, 22 Apr 1994 18:44:23 -0400 (EDT)

Rad E. Ation Epilogue (As documented by Agent Triple X)

Rad had been walking through the crab nebula collecting seashells and highspeed photons when a huge dust particle shot through his body and bent hisspine. His back now cracked to the shape of the letter L, a supernova remnantof what had once been a long strong bone. No longer could this verticalbranch support his large head, so his spooge dragged along the ground. Totop it off his neuron superconductor had been badly damaged so that histhought patterns were no longer in proper motion. Groping pathetically aroundthe area he searched for his Synchatron to drive home in, not rememberingthat he had parked it many parsecs away. An Exostat was found lying nextto the remains. A communication device that could have saved his life ifhe had been coherent enough.

He and his 900 year history of rubber distribution methods will be missed.