Witness the future
of information control
at the first annual ORICON!

Featuring the Debut of the long awaited O.R.I. release "Universal Standard 84000" as well as the ORIWear Fashion Show, Fetor Du Lab Presentation Party, the premier of the exciting new O.R.I. cosmetic product "Dust of Appearance", the return of the O.R.I. Science and Information Gallery, the ORICraft Crafts Fair, ORIChem Bake Sale, and technologically superior sound presentations by:

Operation Re-Information
Evolution Control Committee
Proto:Vex, Inc.
The Joysticks Battle The Scan Feed Relay To Your Skull
Logistix
Man? Or Astron... Man Clone Project Omega*
K/Rad Labs and Satan's Robot

Saturday March 6, 1999
Millvale Industrial Theater
8:00 PM $5.99

Free Liquid Spoon while supplies last.

Field agents from all over the nation are making the trek to Pittsburgh for this monumental event. We encourage anyone within reasonable driving distance (< 20 hours) to seriously consider attending. Contact O.R.I. if you need help organizing a car pool of local operatives.

Please contribute. We are accepting any research into any of the categories of this convention, so please bring your experiments!

Here are some examples you can expect to find:

ORIChem Bake Sale
Caramel-covered baker's yeast candies (complements of Proto:Vex)
Black Bean Snow Ball Cupcakes
Potato Chips and Yams Casserole
Home-made Notdogs made only from carrots and salt!

O.R.I. Science and Information Gallery
The Silver Gallery, containing works that are silver, like "Language of the Computer" (silver paint on sod)
The Portrait Gallery, containing portraits like the "Jerry" series

ORICraft Crafts Fair
The Lefty Action Figure, a tribute to the O.R.I. super agent who has only one arm (and nothing else!).
The ORIFern, an exquisitely detailed pine cone/popsicle-stick/plaster house plant that never needs to be watered.

ORIWear Fashion Show
The Designs of Dr. Butornian, all pink and... flowing. Made from FDA approved virgin polyethylene.
The Designs of Linda, primary outfitter of the Fortran Justice League. Makes use of advancements in custom protein design.
NOTE: Please feel free to attend ORICON '99 wearing your best designs for "The Superheroes of Reinformation"- this year's fashion theme.

*Highly speculative as to the authenticity of this project.