section Arkham ,Li'l (Lihl'R cum) n. -location- Sub-Pittsburghian dwelling place of human sanity devouring monsters and their offspring. Alleged link to Arkham, Massachusetts via the underground circular river some 3.1 miles beneath Pittsburgh.   section B (buh) n. -mind control- Type of Intergalactic Re-information used by the Butorian race to control the Re- Informed. Capable of destroying virtually anything in this dimension. adj. -scientific description- Of or having the effect of massive spontaneous mutation usually resulting in total and complete disarray beneath a screen of unrelenting repetition. Fan: "That O.R.I. performance was BUH." Blow Dryers n. -technology- Dangerous weapons from the hair dimension. Butor (B'ewtor) n. -being- Inter dimensional good Super Villain responsible for the crushing of innumerable rebellions. Maintains a mind control link with the O.R.I. science team and has many secrets about world domination. Butorian adj. -scientific description- Of or being of Butor. Having a certain mind numbing power derived from pure 'pink noise' radiation received from deep space. ReHistorian: "When finally complete, the O.R.I. web site will be a Butorian masterpiece."   section Cameltosis (kamm 'L towsiss) n. -condition A syndrome of body conscious outerwear, common in intergalactic heroes. Comb (kome) n. -weapon- A deadly mutation of the common fork, gestated in the hair dimension. v. -procedure- A self inflicted scraping torture employed by runna da millus which (unbeknownst to them) fosters growth of the parasitic organism which resides on their crania.   section Disinformation n. -mind control- Most information encountered. D.J-K.M-S.F-F. n. -procedure The "Dual J-K Master-Slave Flip-Flop": Physical movements of high intensity occurring at future space time coordinates, performed by the O.R.I. Science Team.   section Expectoration v. -procedure- To launch accumulations of spores out of the mouth or other orifice in an effort to cleans the system of hate spray: encouraged at all times.   section Football, The (F'uht baww-L) n. -weapon- Most popular destructive device of Runna Damillus. Code name for the arming device of the United States nuclear arsenal which is handcuffed to a s.s. agent who follows the president everywhere. Fork (fawhrk) n. -weapon- Diabolically opposed to the spoon, this implement of division has but one purpose; to separate and puncture any cohesive nebulosity. v. -procedure- To attempt a breakage in spoonial cohesion, an anti-re information move. T.E.C.F.: "FORK over the DATA!!" ReAgent: "You'll have to salvage it out of my smoldering cortex, provided you have the source code! " FYI = Foo Yung Incision (PhooYughn N'sighz'n) v. -procedure- A 'hot wiring' of the cerebellum , necessary for inter dimensional visual access. Performable by any Reinformed individual on the non-reinformed. CAUTION: Self Inflicted Foo Yung Incisions have had a reversed effect and can lead to Damillusism.   section Gaseous Emission: v.-procedure- Expelation of accumulated spores in successive bursts emitting from the anus or any other gas transport orifice. Golf (G'ahlwf) n. -technology- Means of intergalactic travel and conquest as well as the launching and landing of such means. Earth headquarters located in Gatttlihnbergh, TN   section Hate Spray Spores: n. -technology- Those that makeup any given Hate Spray emission see fig.3106.59x Hate Spray Theory: n. -finding- Scientific theorem defining the system by which T.E.C.F. maintains mind control over the human race. see upcoming document "Incoming Spray!!" Horse, The (Horst) n. -being- -superhero- Super Dis-Tructive multiple life form that roams the Universe in search of wholesome brains to devour. The presence of this entity signifies intense levels of ultramundane energies and dimensional rifts and when detected evokes the joyfully horrific "OH, NO!" response. Recently sighted in deceptive alliance with Runna Da Millus, playing football during a Budwieser ad amidst the SuperBowl. Howard Hao' awhrd n. -being- Victorious interdimensional traveler who has seen it all. For further information see King Chicken Enterprises Publication "Howard the Miscreant"   section Information n. -mind control- Outdated and less useful form of re-information, it continues to linger due to runna da millus' fascination with it.   section Jerry (Jeh'hRee) n. -being- Born in Peoria, IL, this half dead and half alive submegasuper agent resides in the half ether spheroid status partly due to the massive cleat wounds he suffered during a soccer battle. Contact possible only through Ouija-mind link. Presence signified by power outage.   section Kegudfedorsem- fyeuts (Kay'goodPhee- DoorSehm- FheeUtzh) n. -being- -technology- -superhero- Partially embedded in the lunar core and protected by the moon's rocky mantle, this massive brain complex and neural net beams reinformation to it's puppets via good-evil space rays. Code number: 99   section Laser Coagulator n. -technology- Used to spot weld detached reinformation to the O.R.I. mainframe. Lefty n. -procedure- A system of steps within a process of physical proximity experiments. Performed during the O.R.I. song: Mr. Solvent. Liquid Spoon (licwitd'h s'pune) n. -technology- -weapon- -force- -mind control- A complex liquid formula ingested to help combat evil spore accumulations in the body. Ingestion of certain levels of L.S. enables agents to venture forth into situations otherwise megatoxic. In its inactive state it has been mistaken for an fermented alcoholic beverage .   section Misinformation (missinfermayshin) n. -byproduct- Information that has missed the point. Mutants (mutintce) n. -byproduct- Members of any species that spontaneously alters its genetic makeup so as to elude dilution into any societal blob. Myron Cope (miarhn kowpe) n. -byproduct- -being- "He got Knocked Aht once, he came back. He got Knocked Aht a second time, he came back. He got Knocked Aht, he came back. He got Knocked Aht, he came back. He got Knocked Aht, he came back...   section Nanalog (nah..nah lawg) n. -condition- To exist purely in the digital realm, having nothing at all to do with the world of analog. Not to be confused with Nanolog (see below). Nanolog (nah..no lawg) n. -analysis- The condition of being extremely microscopic and country, simultaneously. Not to be confused with Nanalog (see above). Noise Immunity, The Wider Band Of n. -technology- Revo   section Ochor oh,'chore n. -being- Colony organism (or any individual therein) of cake brains, sent to exert mind control on victims in their homes. Initial encounters usually take place in the bakery section of select grocery stores. Operation n. -procedure- Any given experience in the life of the reinformed. Over (revO) Protection Wolngagenisnuun ? -unknown- This strange term is beyond the scientific knowledge of the O.R.I. information structure.   section Perfume p'errhfoom n. -technology- Spore based mind control device. Usually unleashed through aerosol dispersal method. see "Fetor du Lab"in the O.R.I.MART   section Quasi- asynchronous Mode n. -condition- Synchronous operation assumes that Information received will always be true or (1). Quasi-asynchronous operation requires the removal one "wire" from the brain (see FYI) and results in the ability to discriminate between data streams received, (0 , 1 and Re) respectively.   section ReAgents n. -technology- -weapon- Evil Henchmen who do the scientific dirty work of Re Information. Reinformation (rhee N'fermaeshen) n. -mind control- The Force to, and the Resultant product of a systematic re-purposing controlled in part by artificial intelligences space ward. Revo (Rha'eeVuhohwe) n. -phenomenon- The ever re-evolving nature of information. It is this phenomenon that makes reinformation possible. Runna Da Millus (Runna Da Millus) n. -species- A non-mutated form of semi-human beings that permeates the earth. Characteristics: very average.   section Spoon (s'pune) n. -technology- A parabolic instrument used to deflect evil brainwaves and spore radiation beamed constantly at reinformed individuals. Undercover aliases include use as an eating utensil. Carried by all agents in the Reinformation League, a spoon can provide adequate protection from such assault in most circumstances. Less powerful substitutes include tinted eye protection and minute quantities of liquid spoon. v. -procedure- The re-flective application of a parabolic instrument in battle or research. ReAgent to ReAgent: "Spoon the high frequency microwaves over here so I can cook my assailant." see Standard Issue O.R.I. Spoon --available in the O.R.I.MART Spore activity (s'por) n. -force- The emission and effect of Mind controlling spores in a given area or on a given victim or on each other. ReHistorian: "The intense spore activity in the downtown area caused some to consume as directed, while others stole from the grocery store." Spore 9 (spor'nien) n. -technology- Most powerful of all reagents formulated in the fight against Hate Spray, this power packed microbe is the mutated end result of successive biotechnological mishaps. --and is available in the O.R.I.MART Stitting (Sstittingh') v. -procedure- To assume a position of relaxed attention somewhere between sitting and standing; helpful in the lab.   section T.E.C.F. (The Evil Conspiracy Forces) n. -mind control- Forces aligned in direct opposition to the Operation Re-Information League of Scientific Agents. A global power structure dedicated to subjugation of all life forms and the control of Information necessary to do so.   section Ultramundane adj. -scientific description- Descriptive term for the majority of occurrences centered around ORI. Being beyond the world or limits of our solar system yet aggressively boring.   section Vector Stroke (VhekTowarr SsTuhhRo'awk) n. -force- A little known phenomenon, Vector Stroke has been known to overwhelm large concentrations of humans and other (somewhat) sentient beings by taking control of their sensory inputs and implanting a very effective, yet barbaric form of reinformation. To date, Vector Stroke has only officially been witnessed once.   section Wiretrap Vector n. -finding- Precise mean direction in which the conglomerate of power, network, sound and tension cables are headed at any given O.R.I. performance. To be on an intercept course with the Wiretrap Vector means certain destruction. O.R.I. technical support: "..wiretrap vector... 99 degrees ...heading west..."   section XOR ( Eckh Sore) n. -phenomenon- Any time O.R.I. finds the inputs of the XOR Gate in the same condition (High or Low), then the output is Re Information. If we want to split hairs even further we could say that only AND, OR, XOR and NOT, NOR and NAND functions are NOT-OR and NOT-AND Re Information, respectively. X, Planet (Plah'Neht Ecksz)----- n. -location- Spaceship holding facility and home to a highly advanced fashionable alien race.   section YAR yaargh' n. -species- Half insectoid half human, this highly organized warrior race has an impressive battle plan.   section Zam Oody n. -technology- An early means of O.R.I. historical information processing and storage. Responsible for the creation of document #99S&I-G.